Yes. I know I don’t post here enough.
My friend Alis’ mom is dying.
This one sentence carries with it a whole huge story, as you might expect. But I’ll keep it fairly brief. Due to a lack of money, Alis has been placed in the role of full time, 24 hour a day caretaker for her dying mother, even though she herself is disabled. Her mother has emphysema, and is not dying “eventually”. She is dying “really soon.”. The problem is that Alis gave up what little she had to care for her mother. When she dies, there is a very small life insurance policy whose proceeds will benefit Alis. But there will be a delay in time between when her mother’s death occurs, and when the life insurance policy pays out. There is no money to cover this gap. Every penny they have has gone into her mother’s care.
I realize it is the holiday season and people are strapped for cash. So instead of just asking for people to help her out, I decided to create an egg so people could actually purchase something for their money that they could then give as a gift. Seemed win-win all the way around. Alis gets a little help, the buyer gets a physical object for their money suitable for gift giving, and I don’t have to put out cash I *truly* don’t have to help the situation.
Alis’ mom was a collector of flow blue china. This was endearing, as I hold a degree in restoration and historic preservation, and as people who know me well already know, ceramics hold a special place in my heart due to the influence of my dear (and now gone) friend Amy Kalina (I miss you, Amy.) Because of how negative space works on eggs, I decided to reverse the colors and instead of using white with cobalt blue, did the egg in cobalt blue with white.
My soon(hey, everything is relative..) to exist egg site (eggrotech) isn’t ready yet (might help if I had started it past buying the domain name but never mind that now…). so I don’t know where else to do this- so it’s going here.
I’m putting this egg up for auction. Shipping to be paid by the winner. Yes, I can ship internationally. No, I’ve never had one break in transit and I’ve sent eggs all over the world. Yes, I will happily include an egg stand. No, I cannot *guarantee* you will get it by Christmas day. I’ll do what I can, but it’s the holidays and if someone wins it overseas I just can’t guarantee it will make it in time.
If you’ve never seen one of my eggs before, here’s some things you should know:
1. This is a real egg. No, I’m not kidding. It’s a real egg.
2. It’s a chicken egg. If you want to know how big it is, go into your kitchen, open your refrigerator, and remove an egg. There ya go.
3. Bearing point #2 in mind- these images are 2.5-3x life size. They’re just there to show detail. Imperfections seen in the images are not always visible in real life. The colors are blue and white. Any red you see on the finish in the photos is just a reflection from my mug behind it. There is no red color on the egg anywhere. It has a semi-gloss finish.
4. Yes, these are made by me. Well not the actual egg. I’m not a chicken. The chicken does that part. I do the rest of it, though.
Click on any of these images in order to see them in a larger format.
Bids will be taken through midnight December 15 2012, EST.
How do you bid?
You can:
leave a comment here at this post (this is easiest…)
You can send me a message via twitter at either my @damnedgoodesign or @djbronxelf accounts. I can update the post here to reflect the current price.
You can find me on SLU under Bronxelf. If you message me there I’ll reflect the current price here.
You can find me on google chat if you already have my ID, or any number of other IM methods. Im pretty reachable, to be honest.
All proceeds other than the cost of shipping (which is extra) will go directly to Alis. I won’t touch the money other than the shipping, which has to go to me.
Bidding starts at $150 USD, the standard cost for one of my eggs (that isn’t black on the inside.).
Retweets, and any other forms of spreading the word on this are welcome. I’m just trying to help my very exhausted friend here.
Thanks a lot for reading, and have a happy new year, everyone.
-AK
The current price is: $250USD. (bid received through gtalk.)
Design as social commentary.
For all the time I’ve spent (and believe me, it’s been an OBSCENE amount of time) working on charity projects, I don’t possess much of a social conscience. I’m not an activist (though I do hold strong opinions on many things and I am a furious supporter of the City of New York) , I don’t talk about politics much (having a politician as a parent growing up has jaded me- honestly, I just don’t *care* what your politics are as long as I don’t have to hear about them) I don’t suffer from any kind of Panda Guilt. For me, design isn’t an exercise in social commentary. I just don’t have it in me to create clever takes on cultural mores, since I find most cultural mores to be complete shit and not worth my attention.
So a couple of days ago, Dezeen coughed this one up, and I just sat there thinking “wow, that’s a hell of a punch for 3 small products.”
What am I talking about? This.:
Let’s talk about what these things are.
They’re scales, designed by Alice Wang, called “Asimov’s First Law”. If you’re not as geeky as I am, the law in question is this one:
“A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.”
I am not entirely sure a scale qualifies as a robot, but okay I’ll let that one slide. The top one is called “Half Truth”. The premise is that the person on the scale cannot read it themselves. They are required to have someone else there to read the scale for them (and I suppose it’s up to the scale reader as to whether or not they want to tell the person on the scale the truth.) The second, even more creepy, is called “Open Secret”. The person weighing themselves has no idea what the results are. The results are transmitted via SMS to someone else, who then can immediately do whatever they want with that information, I suppose. The bottom one is called “White Lies”, which operates on the principle that the farther back you stand on the scale, the less the scale says you weigh.
The first time I saw this set and read the article, I was horrified. I mean genuinely horrified. Worse still was the fact that the few comments that had come in seemed to think it was funny and lighthearted. Except it’s not. What the article *doesn’t* say (and it’s a dis-service to the designer, because this really should be mentioned up front) is that Alice Wang isn’t being cute. Her bio states “She often uses products to illustrate human behaviours, social taboos and social trends. Her products question why people do what they do and how it will evolve over time leading onto other possible behaviours.”
And when I read that the penny dropped, and I went from horrified to absolute AWE at the genius of this. Because if there were ever a way to shine a light into the dark corner of the psyche on the issue of weight and how it’s related to shame by designing a product? Oh, this has GOT to be it. This is brilliant. We’re used to seeing social commentary as visual art (paintings, murals, graphic design, and photography) and as words of course, but product design? Not so much- which makes this even more brilliant.
I think these products achieve her point like a nail gun driving it home. Nice.
March 4, 2008
Categories: concepts, other people's blogs, products . Tags: design, other people's blogs, product design, social commentary . Author: bronxelf . Comments: 5 Comments